My Plant Child

This is my child.
His name is spinarach
I am to attached to this thing



Btw Teacher, the facts post is the post before this.




BAIIIIIIIII!

Planty The Potted Plant

Anyone remember that show, the one the title is referencing? Tell me in the comments to get an internet cookie!

No, I'm not begging for comments... Ha ha... Please don't hate me


But!
To day we are talking about plants!
This is my top 4 list for interesting plant facts!




When did this turn into a fact youtube video?


Now I face the dilemma of should I go 1234 or 4321?


I will go 4231


4: This fact is....


I cant think of anything...


GOT ONE!

Plants can climb walls. Yep.


2: Acacia trees will die with out elephants. This is really depressing actually.


3: Durians taste good. I think.


1: There is a suicide forest. Does this count, I mean, we didn't learn this in the PLANTS topic, and instead in the Japanese topic. Its a plant fact and... I think it counts.


Whatever, YOLO!


Anyways,


DRINK BLEACH!


*Guzzles a bottle of bleach*
*Dies*

Goals. What Goals?

Goals? You mean that thing you set your self to do? THAT type of goals?

I miss knowing what I was doing with my life...

But to be honest, I procrastinate to much that goals to me are something I going to do tomorrow.
(Spoilers: I mean I night before its dew)

As fore what I need to do to complete my current goals is I don't care.
You see, I think I'm doing ok at life, and creating more stuff to stress me out is like this maths equation.

Katherine + Stress = Vomit. Vomit everywhere.

As for anything else I would like to achieve this year would be getting my excellence badge.

Ya know, if I actually got it.

I swear teachers like to play favourites when it comes to these things.

Just a heads up to all those house captain wanna-be, you have to be a "Yes" person, and push-over and/or a favourite of Ms Taylor.

And if you don't get the job, Congrats! You have individuality!

Holy carp I sounded so salty.



No I'm not fine.

Don't ask.

Bye.

Speeches

THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST WEEK EVER

FIRST AN EARTHQUAKE (This technically happen on Monday, because it happened at 12:02)
SECOND IS GETTING SICK
AND THIRD IS [Insert Rude Word] SPEECHES.

And lets just say I am not prepared at all...
I have no cue cards and I will be lucky if I can make through my speech with stuttering more than 5 times. CARP

IM STRESSED OUT
(Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days... Twenty One Pilots anyone?)

And I was some confident for this on Friday.

I really apologized for the short blog post.
I am stressing the [More Curses] out, as you can see through all the... Swears...

I should probably write this later when I am not stressed out...

*Half a day later*

Well look at that.
Yes it is I, Future Kath, and normally I would delete this mess, but I feel like some of you enjoy my suffering.

Also carp?

But as you can tell, I am so done with speeches.

Goodbye?

Also I swore twice in that post, I am so getting in trouble for that. But I wont delete that because YOLO.

More Books?

GOD NO, NO MORE BOOKS!
*Proceeds to drown in a pile of books*
Yeah, book week has passed, and it has some how gotten worse over the years. Maybe because I have gotten older, or because the quality of the games have gone down. I think its the second one.






BUT HEY,
An author came to school was pretty rad. (Did I just put "Rad"). The author was called Fifi Coulston, and she drew for picture books. She draws a cool tortoise. I liked her a lot and she struggles to draw hands like me.

#SquadGoals

The book swap was a bit more successful, I got the books P.O.D, The Ranger's Apprentice and I cant remember the last one. Sorry.

The book character parade was ok. Not great, but ok. There was, like, 10 Annas/Elsas from Frozen, (Which isn't even a book) and there was a bunch of people dressed are crayons.

I was a Survey Corps Scout from Attack On Titan (AoT), this is legal because AoT was originally a manga, SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVAILD!

The book quiz was... IDK.
I had sat down in a corner and grabbed a book of the shelf and read it until the quiz was over.
Yeah, I have been a naughty, naughty, girl.
Get your mind out of the gutter.






So that was my pretty uneventful week.
Till next time,
GOODB-
*Drowns in books*

Book Read Read Book Read Book Book

BOOKS!!!
YEAH!!!
I LIKE EM!!!

AND THIS BLOG POSTS IS GOING TO BE ABOUT THEM!!!
YEAH!!!

Well if you can tell, I like books. A lot.
And my favourite book is called "Ready Player One"
I recommend this book to any who likes video games.

Game Over

The plot is that the world is having a massive crisis and to escape this horrible reality everyone plays a virtural reality game called OASIS. But then the creator of OASIS dies and leaves his fourtune to who ever can find the "Easter Egg" hidden in OASIS, and the Easter Egg is all related to 90's pop culture. 

My favourite book when I was five. It was a book called "Giraffas Cant Dance"

Its a book about a giraffa that can't dance.
That's it.


I don't really have a favourite author, because I just read random books.


So that's the end of the book blog read book read blog post.


BUH-BYE!!!!!!

Kath vs. Laptop (And Other Stuff)

PRODUCTON POWER!!!
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....
I don't know where I'm going with this...
...
...
SO
THIS LAPTOP IS SO HARD TO TPYE ON
PRESS N YOU FOOL
...
...
...
But back on topic, I was prompt for the production .
Because being useless is what i do best...
*Cries*
BUT
It was fun (mostly), and there was some funny moments.
*Cough* Siging *Cough*
And I am here to share the prducion "For The Lolz" moments.


WHY DID I PICK THE LITTLE LAPTOPS AT SCHOOL TO DO THIS ON!!!!!!
THEY DO NOT TYPE WELL!!!!!
PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!!!

*Please stand by*

OK!
SEVERL HOURS AND ONE LAPTOP LATER!

Yes, I did wait to go home so I could type this on my own laptop.

Today I keep going off topic...

The Robin Hood Dance:
This was hilarious, because at the end, everyone started to sing. Out of time. And because I was back stage, (With Niamh because she was just about to go on stage), I got to hear it all in its stupid glory. And me and Niamh's dancing skillz were the bomb.

The Jokes/Puns:
I found this the best part of the production. I don't know why hearing laughter makes me laugh.
And some people's laughter was just LEGENDARY!

...
...
...

I have no inspiration today...

Well then

TOODLES!!!!

QUOTE THIS!

This is a strange topic for the first term blog post...
OH WELL

Todays topic is quotes.

But because we have to type a quote from a famous speech, and not a famous person....

If the latter was the case this would be a whole lot funnier. But I still will put a famous person quote at the end, because I found a funny one.

Anyways, the quote is:

“There are some things so dear, some things so precious, some things so eternally true, that they are worth dying for. And I submit to you that if a man has not discovered something that he will die for, he isn’t fit to live.”
-Martin Luther King, Jr

Now this quote is a bit sad in my eyes, and I'm not so sure why I like it.
but then again, people like things for no reason, and if I try and figure out why, my brain will cease to function. Or something like that.

Now that I think about it.
Why do I like depressing things....

ANYWAYS, BEFORE WE GO DOWN THAT RABBIT HOLE.......

GOODBYE!!!!!


And here is my daily does of laughter:

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein





If you see this, type SKEET in the comments

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT! (Mabye)

Today we are going to talk about something that nobody really has: TIME.
Now you must be asking:
How do I mange my time?
The answer is: I don't.
But that doesn't mean I don't get my work done, because I normally do.
I do complete some stuff at home, but that's for long essays, so I can think about what I'm writing in greater detail. also I go SUPER SAYN when I write at night, so that a plus, (I basically mean that I get so many ideas when I get sleepy, so my writing becomes infinitely better.)


Am I making good time at school?


Kinda. On Monday mornings I'm either super tired or super excited. That is evident by my last blog post... Hahaha.... That one was absolute Poo....


What are something that can help you stay one track? What make things difficult?


Well to help you, STAY AWAY FROM YOUR FRIENDS!!! It might be nice to have company, but one of you will start talking, and stuff won't get done. Ever. To overcome this not-so-massive roadblock, just become a lonely person....

I Saw This And I'm Like,
"OH MY GURD"

Well that was depressing.

So that was my blog post for this week. In my opinion this one was kinda bad, kinda good?

Maybe it was because I was really serious for this. IDK.

But anyways...

Be Happy,

Be Awesome,

Be You,

And....

GOOD BYE!!!!

(Like the new ending?)

Get Yours Today!!!



DANCE WATER DANCE! (If you get this reference, OH MY GURD)

SEE THE TITLE??? HAHAHAHahaha.... I'm trash....

Anyways..... I am here to talk to you about the production dance for the yr8's. (And 7's!)

The yr8 song is called Money by.... I don't know.... Sorry. BUT the song is really energetic, so yeah. My fav move from that dance IS THE GRAB THE COOKIE!!! YEAH!!!!

Now I'm hungry... Dam... There is also the move, 'Grab the groceries' or something like that. ALSO THERE IS A MOVE CALLED 'Fruit Ninja' HELL YEAH!!!



This Is Me In A Nutshell.

The yr7 dance is a lot less energetic and a lot more disappointing. (SICK BURN BISH) But there are some redeeming qualities, (I think?). The song has a nice rhythm but I can't remember the names of the moves, so sorry.

Well that's it for my blog. I had no real idea what I was doing when typing this... so.... Sorry?

I'm turning into Elyse, HELP ME!!!!

Anyways...

GOODBYE!!!!

P.s Sorry that this post was crap. Just sorry.

Doggo. (Woof)

In todays blog post, I will give a brief summery of this new article I found on the interwebs.
I kid you not, there was an article about Pokémon Go and I can type about it.
So the articale focuses around how that the game has taken the world by storm, and how every one is playing it. it then gives a quick history lesson about pokemon and then it explains that the entire game was though of because of and aprill fools joke from Google. Congrats Google, you did a good.
Its explain the good and bad sides to this game.

That's it. Yeah. That's all.

GOOD BYE!!!!!!



Here's An Egg Chart. Hope This Helps... At Lest That's What I Think This is...

LINK, I CHOSE YOU!!!
http://www.dogonews.com/2016/8/2/pokemon-go-takes-the-world-by-storm

RIDDLE TIME

If you get the answers, you get an internet cookie!!!


1: What goes up when Rain goes down?


2: If you feed me I grow, if I drink I die. What am I?


3: I travel around the world, but I stay in the corner. What am I?


Now GUESS MY MINIONS!!!!

The Brazil Olympics

SPORT TIME!!!



Yay?

The Brazil Olympics has officially started and my care meter couldn't be any lower. But I'm not here to be boring, I'M HERE TO SPORT!!!

And that's the only part of my blog that saved. Great.

So in this post I was going to talk about the men hockey game I saw. But that was while

ago and I cant remember anything about it. WOOPTIE DOO!!

So I think its was New Zealand vs. Some other country and New Zealand won! (I Think)

As for who got on the podium I don't Know.

The End.

Not Really.

I just looked it up and it was NZ vs. Great  Britain and the score was 2-2 so I was half right.

Now...

GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S Sorry about the really short post. It's just that I had already typed this, and I forgot to publish it. And save it.

Blogs And Books

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE HEVEN KNOWN AS SCHOOL HOLIDYS.
Please take me back there.... please?
My holidays was 2 weeks of youtube, anime and skyping my sister at 12pm talking about the new episode of an anime. And her pokemon emerale randomizer.
I'm going of topic, so here is the thing I have to write about: Book Groups. (Yay?)

Question 1:What Book Am I Reading?
I am reading Running Out Of Time By Margaret Haddix

Question 2:What Do I Think Of The Book So Far?
10/10 IGN Would total read again.
I just like it. I just do.

Question 3: Is Our Group Working Well?
Yes. We don't talk over eachother, and we listen to eachother, which is good.

Question 4: What Could I Do To Make My Group Disscuions Better?
My group mates are really quiet people, so I have to listen really hard to hear them, so mabye they could be a little louder? It also doesn't help that the group next to ours are loud as hell.

Thats my blog post for this week.
GOODBYE AND BOOK MEMES

This is true

Medieval Stabing

So at school we have been doing medieval stuff, like doing quizzes for potatoes and other fun activities.

What do you mean have potatoes at school isn't normal?

Anyways there are some questions that are in need of answering, SO LET'S BEGIN:

How do you think your lesson went?

Good, but I hoped for more stuff about torture. Yep.

What went well?

First of all: Niamh and her potato

Second: Allowing us to make a wall presentation.

Third: There is no third

What could have been done better?

The minecraft battle definitely. But then again, we had, like, over 20 players on at one time, so the lag was real and it was hard to make sure everything was working right

Which other lessons did you enjoy and why?

I liked the lessons were a group of us went down and read stuff, then we could discuss the stuff i the reading (Kinda).

I also liked the minecraft roleplay, for obvious reasons.

That's it.

I'm done here.

I am now gonna sleep.

I'm typing this at 9:36 at night.

So Bye.

Also is this blog post acceptable?

 

 

Also Niamh? #SexySalt.

Kapa Haka

Welcome to my blog where I will talk about a less aggressive version of the Haka.


So on Wednesday every week we do Kapa Haka, and learn some sort of dance.


The easy part is lerning the moves


The hard part is resisting the temptation to strangle someone when they are messing around Cough, Cough, Joshua Cough, Cough.


I could probably put more effort in to making a cool scary face, but that's boring.


That's my incredibly short blog post.


GOOD BYE!!!!!


(Is it just me, or are these blog post getting shorter?)




Douglas Is Mad That I Keep Forgetting Him.Sorry Douglas.









SCREW SICKNESS, IMMA GOING TO BLOG!!!

This is a result of boredem, and the fact I have no homework done. This is probably will make no sense, have alot of gramical errors, and just be poorly written anyways. ENJOY MY SUFFERING

So HELLO.

What you were exspecting a Joke/ Referance? Well I ain't giving you one

So at school, (The last time I was there), we had started to make a medieval village in minecraft, and its coming along nicely. I have finished my watermill, my pesent house and even a small boat named Boaty Mc-Boatface. Also we don't have any trolls in my class, placing water everywhere.

Is the town Accurate?
Yes, yes it is.

What part do I like the best?
The one and only, Boaty Mc-Boatface

What can I work on?
I could probably do the walls when I get back. As well as doing so touch ups to the castle.

So thats my blog
GOOD BYE

P.S Its really hard to type a blog when one eye is constantly crying, and the other's as dry as a desert.

Yes, I need a PURR-amedic

Billow Pillow?

HELLO INTERNET, I'VE BEEN WATCHING TO MUCH YOUTUBE. (Game Theory Anyone?)

While I have a cringe attack, think back to the olden days where they had no anime or YouTube. Think of how they made their clothes and pillows.

They hand-sew stuff together, slowly.

Incredibly slowly.

That's what I'm doing to waste my life away on Friday, instead of skills like coding, (HEY AVANIA), or dress making (AYYYY NIAMH-Y) I'm gonna hand-sow stuff till my hand falls off. FUN!!!! BUT I DON'T CARE CAUSE CUSHIONS

I'm probably going to have a ton cuts when I'm done...

ANYWAYS, I have been making my cushion for about 2 weeks now, (Would be 3... but I was sick), and all I need to do is to sow my pattern on my fabric. Being the Nintenerd (Nintendo Nerd) I am I based the designer of the new Pokémon game... SUN AND MOON!!!! BEST CUSHION EVER!!!!!!


That's my incredibly boring blog post for this week,

GOOD BYE AND TIME TO MAKE CUSHION SENPAI NOTICE ME!!!

P.S Did I mention I like cushions?

Time to make Cushion Senpai notice me!!!

Avania You Can't Escape The Wickbutt...

YOU CAN"T BREAK THESE WALLS (unless you have water)

People say school isn't fun... WELL SCREW THEM CAUSE WE MADE CASTLES LAST WEEK!!!
So at school we were learning about nets, and what's better way to learn THAN TO MAKE A FREKIN CASTLE :)

So, William, Niamh(-y), Avania and I (I can Proper Grammar), attempted to make a castle, and I'm proud the final product did not look like a grey and green poop. Even though our team work was poo, we managed to make the castle look cool, (We even had tiny banners!). We could have made it that we all made some nets, (Niamh I'm looking at you,) and all pitched in with the painting (William, I'm now looking at you,) but in the end we all got together and glued the thing together. Most decisions were made but either:

A) Team Vote
Or
B) Yelling at each other and the loudest person pick what happens. (Very Accurate)

We had some problem... most of which were SOMEONE WASN'T GETTING OF THEIR LAZY BUTT AND HELPING, (I'm still looking at you Niamh,) and some people wouldn't stop complaining, (William...) but we over came this... sorta. We fixed this by tricking Niamh (sorry) and we did nothing to help Will, BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO GET Y FACE PUNCHED IN, (Violence is always the answer).

Now that you have had a look into the building of the greatest castle....

GOOD BYE!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL DOUGLAS????

P.s Niamh, William, I'm sorry I used you as the butt of the joke, don't kill me pls.

THE GOOSE OBSESSION HAS REACHED
MY BLOG,  NOOOOOOO!!!
 (But those dance moves, tho.)

WickButt...

HELL'S SPORT

This week had the one most hated school event. An event that most children try and weasel their way out of. An event that has earned the name Death Run (Thank you Caitlin for this name).
THE FREAKIN CROSS COUNTRY.
So I hate the Cross Country with a passion, I hate this more than THE SPEECH COMP, so thank god that this year some problems popped up and I couldn't do it (THANK YOU GOD THAT MY FAMILY HAS KNEE PROBLEMS). Here are some questions I have to answer.


Did I enjoy the Cross Country?
Yes, because:
A) I didn't have to run
B) Me and William had to direct people, so most of the time we were alone, so we messed around and did stuff like: The Retard Run, Telling Pick-up Lines and Saying Come Backs.


Did you show perseverance?
Yes? HOW WAS I MENT TO SHOW PERSEVERANCE BY SANDING AROUND SAY GO AROUND THE CONE :(\


Did I see people showing perseverance?
Yes, it was Elyse's first Death Run, and she is not very athletic, so that she did it passed all my athletic abilities easy.


Did you see anyone showing empathy?
Yes, William was encouraging others when they passed us, as well as motivating them to run more.
GOOD JOB WILL!


So that was my Death Run experience.
GOOD BYE!!!!!


P.s sorry if this blog post felt rushed and has a lot of little mistakes. that because this blog post was last minute. Sorry