Sunday, May 29, 2016

Billow Pillow?

HELLO INTERNET, I'VE BEEN WATCHING TO MUCH YOUTUBE. (Game Theory Anyone?)

While I have a cringe attack, think back to the olden days where they had no anime or YouTube. Think of how they made their clothes and pillows.
They hand-sew stuff together, slowly.
Incredibly slowly.
That's what I'm doing to waste my life away on Friday, instead of skills like coding, (HEY AVANIA), or dress making (AYYYY NIAMH-Y) I'm gonna hand-sow stuff till my hand falls off. FUN!!!! BUT I DON'T CARE CAUSE CUSHIONS

I'm probably going to have a ton cuts when I'm done...

ANYWAYS, I have been making my cushion for about 2 weeks now, (Would be 3... but I was sick), and all I need to do is to sow my pattern on my fabric. Being the Nintenerd (Nintendo Nerd) I am I based the designer of the new Pokémon game... SUN AND MOON!!!! BEST CUSHION EVER!!!!!!


That's my incredibly boring blog post for this week,
GOOD BYE AND TIME TO MAKE CUSHION SENPAI NOTICE ME!!!
P.S Did I mention I like cushions?
Time to make Cushion Senpai notice me!!!
Avania You Can't Escape The Wickbutt...

Sunday, May 22, 2016

YOU CAN"T BREAK THESE WALLS (unless you have water)

People say school isn't fun... WELL SCREW THEM CAUSE WE MADE CASTLES LAST WEEK!!!
So at school we were learning about nets, and what's better way to learn THAN TO MAKE A FREKIN CASTLE :)
So, William, Niamh(-y), Avania and I (I can Proper Grammar), attempted to make a castle, and I'm proud the final product did not look like a grey and green poop. Even though our team work was poo, we managed to make the castle look cool, (We even had tiny banners!). We could have made it that we all made some nets, (Niamh I'm looking at you,) and all pitched in with the painting (William, I'm now looking at you,) but in the end we all got together and glued the thing together. Most decisions were made but either:
A) Team Vote
Or
B) Yelling at each other and the loudest person pick what happens. (Very Accurate)
We had some problem... most of which were SOMEONE WASN'T GETTING OF THEIR LAZY BUTT AND HELPING, (I'm still looking at you Niamh,) and some people wouldn't stop complaining, (William...) but we over came this... sorta. We fixed this by tricking Niamh (sorry) and we did nothing to help Will, BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO GET Y FACE PUNCHED IN, (Violence is always the answer).
Now that you have had a look into the building of the greatest castle....
GOOD BYE!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL DOUGLAS????
P.s Niamh, William, I'm sorry I used you as the butt of the joke, don't kill me pls.
THE GOOSE OBSESSION HAS REACHED
MY BLOG,  NOOOOOOO!!!
 (But those dance moves, tho.)

WickButt...

Thursday, May 19, 2016

HELL'S SPORT

This week had the one most hated school event. An event that most children try and weasel their way out of. An event that has earned the name Death Run (Thank you Caitlin for this name).
THE FREAKIN CROSS COUNTRY.
So I hate the Cross Country with a passion, I hate this more than THE SPEECH COMP, so thank god that this year some problems popped up and I couldn't do it (THANK YOU GOD THAT MY FAMILY HAS KNEE PROBLEMS). Here are some questions I have to answer.


Did I enjoy the Cross Country?
Yes, because:
A) I didn't have to run
B) Me and William had to direct people, so most of the time we were alone, so we messed around and did stuff like: The Retard Run, Telling Pick-up Lines and Saying Come Backs.


Did you show perseverance?
Yes? HOW WAS I MENT TO SHOW PERSEVERANCE BY SANDING AROUND SAY GO AROUND THE CONE :(\


Did I see people showing perseverance?
Yes, it was Elyse's first Death Run, and she is not very athletic, so that she did it passed all my athletic abilities easy.


Did you see anyone showing empathy?
Yes, William was encouraging others when they passed us, as well as motivating them to run more.
GOOD JOB WILL!


So that was my Death Run experience.
GOOD BYE!!!!!


P.s sorry if this blog post felt rushed and has a lot of little mistakes. that because this blog post was last minute. Sorry

Monday, May 9, 2016

This Should Have Been Posted Sooner.....

Hello everyone, I am back after a month-ish of holidays and one week of me being sick. Also I messed up my eye. Well enough of me talking about all the interesting stuff and funny stories that happen to me in the holidays and all that silly stuff. I have to write about something boring because SCHOOL DEMANDS IT.
Well not totally boring stuff, because we are meant to write about a movie/book I have read/seen recently, and I saw CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR!!!!!! And I haven't seen any of the Captain America movies, or many Marvel movies in general, sooooo I had no idea what was happening, but I figured out what was going on pretty quick. (For your information this was the second marvel movie I have even seen, the first was Guardians Of The Galaxy.)

Okay, I know this isn't a ender dragon,
BUT HOLY BEJEBUS THIS IS COOL 
QUICK-AND-PROBABLY-TERRIBLE-SUMMERY-PREVIEW-THING  GO, So Captain America has to go against the government to save his friend who everyone else thinks he did something he didn't do. A lot of fight, plot-twists and explosions later, its Iron-Man vs. Captain America, (I hope that's not a spoiler because every one I saw the movie with me, asked this, so I assume every knew this) and then the movie ends. Did I like the movie, yeah it was good, I would probably find it better if I had seen a Captain America movie before though. I score it a 6 out of 10.
Well this is the end of this blog post, because I'm probably going to get shot for my score.
SEE YA!!!!!


I saw this AWWWWW
(The Spider Eats Bread)