My Plant Child

This is my child.
His name is spinarach
I am to attached to this thing



Btw Teacher, the facts post is the post before this.




BAIIIIIIIII!

Planty The Potted Plant

Anyone remember that show, the one the title is referencing? Tell me in the comments to get an internet cookie!

No, I'm not begging for comments... Ha ha... Please don't hate me


But!
To day we are talking about plants!
This is my top 4 list for interesting plant facts!




When did this turn into a fact youtube video?


Now I face the dilemma of should I go 1234 or 4321?


I will go 4231


4: This fact is....


I cant think of anything...


GOT ONE!

Plants can climb walls. Yep.


2: Acacia trees will die with out elephants. This is really depressing actually.


3: Durians taste good. I think.


1: There is a suicide forest. Does this count, I mean, we didn't learn this in the PLANTS topic, and instead in the Japanese topic. Its a plant fact and... I think it counts.


Whatever, YOLO!


Anyways,


DRINK BLEACH!


*Guzzles a bottle of bleach*
*Dies*

Goals. What Goals?

Goals? You mean that thing you set your self to do? THAT type of goals?

I miss knowing what I was doing with my life...

But to be honest, I procrastinate to much that goals to me are something I going to do tomorrow.
(Spoilers: I mean I night before its dew)

As fore what I need to do to complete my current goals is I don't care.
You see, I think I'm doing ok at life, and creating more stuff to stress me out is like this maths equation.

Katherine + Stress = Vomit. Vomit everywhere.

As for anything else I would like to achieve this year would be getting my excellence badge.

Ya know, if I actually got it.

I swear teachers like to play favourites when it comes to these things.

Just a heads up to all those house captain wanna-be, you have to be a "Yes" person, and push-over and/or a favourite of Ms Taylor.

And if you don't get the job, Congrats! You have individuality!

Holy carp I sounded so salty.



No I'm not fine.

Don't ask.

Bye.

Speeches

THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST WEEK EVER

FIRST AN EARTHQUAKE (This technically happen on Monday, because it happened at 12:02)
SECOND IS GETTING SICK
AND THIRD IS [Insert Rude Word] SPEECHES.

And lets just say I am not prepared at all...
I have no cue cards and I will be lucky if I can make through my speech with stuttering more than 5 times. CARP

IM STRESSED OUT
(Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days... Twenty One Pilots anyone?)

And I was some confident for this on Friday.

I really apologized for the short blog post.
I am stressing the [More Curses] out, as you can see through all the... Swears...

I should probably write this later when I am not stressed out...

*Half a day later*

Well look at that.
Yes it is I, Future Kath, and normally I would delete this mess, but I feel like some of you enjoy my suffering.

Also carp?

But as you can tell, I am so done with speeches.

Goodbye?

Also I swore twice in that post, I am so getting in trouble for that. But I wont delete that because YOLO.

More Books?

GOD NO, NO MORE BOOKS!
*Proceeds to drown in a pile of books*
Yeah, book week has passed, and it has some how gotten worse over the years. Maybe because I have gotten older, or because the quality of the games have gone down. I think its the second one.






BUT HEY,
An author came to school was pretty rad. (Did I just put "Rad"). The author was called Fifi Coulston, and she drew for picture books. She draws a cool tortoise. I liked her a lot and she struggles to draw hands like me.

#SquadGoals

The book swap was a bit more successful, I got the books P.O.D, The Ranger's Apprentice and I cant remember the last one. Sorry.

The book character parade was ok. Not great, but ok. There was, like, 10 Annas/Elsas from Frozen, (Which isn't even a book) and there was a bunch of people dressed are crayons.

I was a Survey Corps Scout from Attack On Titan (AoT), this is legal because AoT was originally a manga, SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVAILD!

The book quiz was... IDK.
I had sat down in a corner and grabbed a book of the shelf and read it until the quiz was over.
Yeah, I have been a naughty, naughty, girl.
Get your mind out of the gutter.






So that was my pretty uneventful week.
Till next time,
GOODB-
*Drowns in books*

Book Read Read Book Read Book Book

BOOKS!!!
YEAH!!!
I LIKE EM!!!

AND THIS BLOG POSTS IS GOING TO BE ABOUT THEM!!!
YEAH!!!

Well if you can tell, I like books. A lot.
And my favourite book is called "Ready Player One"
I recommend this book to any who likes video games.

Game Over

The plot is that the world is having a massive crisis and to escape this horrible reality everyone plays a virtural reality game called OASIS. But then the creator of OASIS dies and leaves his fourtune to who ever can find the "Easter Egg" hidden in OASIS, and the Easter Egg is all related to 90's pop culture. 

My favourite book when I was five. It was a book called "Giraffas Cant Dance"

Its a book about a giraffa that can't dance.
That's it.


I don't really have a favourite author, because I just read random books.


So that's the end of the book blog read book read blog post.


BUH-BYE!!!!!!

Kath vs. Laptop (And Other Stuff)

PRODUCTON POWER!!!
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I don't know where I'm going with this...
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SO
THIS LAPTOP IS SO HARD TO TPYE ON
PRESS N YOU FOOL
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But back on topic, I was prompt for the production .
Because being useless is what i do best...
*Cries*
BUT
It was fun (mostly), and there was some funny moments.
*Cough* Siging *Cough*
And I am here to share the prducion "For The Lolz" moments.


WHY DID I PICK THE LITTLE LAPTOPS AT SCHOOL TO DO THIS ON!!!!!!
THEY DO NOT TYPE WELL!!!!!
PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!!!

*Please stand by*

OK!
SEVERL HOURS AND ONE LAPTOP LATER!

Yes, I did wait to go home so I could type this on my own laptop.

Today I keep going off topic...

The Robin Hood Dance:
This was hilarious, because at the end, everyone started to sing. Out of time. And because I was back stage, (With Niamh because she was just about to go on stage), I got to hear it all in its stupid glory. And me and Niamh's dancing skillz were the bomb.

The Jokes/Puns:
I found this the best part of the production. I don't know why hearing laughter makes me laugh.
And some people's laughter was just LEGENDARY!

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I have no inspiration today...

Well then

TOODLES!!!!